SIR BUMSMACKER APPEARS IN FRONT OF CAMERA. UNTAMED WOLVES TRY TO HIDE BUT GET FOUND BY SHIELD EVIL.
WOLF 1: Oh no.
SIR BUMSMACKER: THESE WOLVES DON’T DO PUSH AND DON’T DO…
WOLF 1, 2 AND 3 AT THE SAME TIME: Yes we do.
WOLF 3 PUSHES SIR BUMSMACKER BUT SIR BUMSMACKER BLOCKS IT WITH HIS PAWS.
SIR BUMSMACKER: Get your free hugging wolf today!
Cut!